Jackie is me. I wrote this bit, not Geordio, hence it is eloquent, grammatically correct and legible. I’m sometimes mistaken for him, but I can assure you I’m not him. I am a lecturer in music production and perform with G.I.B. in O.P.E.N. and the other lads in RAGE. I’ve been making music for a long time and I was happy listening to it on my own in my own house until Geordio suggested we make it a collaboration and start gigging it. I said he can because I couldn’t be bothered, so he does all of the gigging and I do the hard work. Contrary to popular belief, we don’t get on. He is quite a simple fellow and gets annoying quickly, regardless of his positive message. I like chocolate, John Frusciante and video games and frequently indulge in all three simultaneously. I am single and have to eat both of two portion meals, which is not helping my weight loss.